Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...