Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...