The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...