I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...