The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...