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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Great first parent
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Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
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|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...