Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...