First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.