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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...