Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...