The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...