If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...