Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...