There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...