Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...