Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...