‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...