Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...