Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...