Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...