face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...