A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
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|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.