Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...