Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...