The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...