Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...