Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...