Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...