Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...