Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!