Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.