Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...