A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...