Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...