Few Gymnasts
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What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
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How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...