Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...