Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...