Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...