Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...