Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...