Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.