Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...