Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...