Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...