The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!