Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...