Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...