An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...