A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...