Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...